The YOLOer

The YOLOer is more than a decision making tool that tells you whether or not you should do something. It inspires you. In life, we all face opportunities that can ruin us. And in the face of these opportunities, sometimes we hesitate, and those opportunities pass us by like planets as you float through space in your own space hot air balloon, which youll never be able to afford without grabbing life by its chubby little baby cheeks and squeezing like a grandmother. So stop. Stop hesitating. Stop thinking. Stop making decisions based on intangible concepts such as "logic" and "reasoning" and instead, leave those decisions to an application that uses complete chance to make that decision for you. Its time to remember that you only live once, but sometimes people dont live at all.